Cheat with someone who means absolutely nothing to you. Someone you’re not attracted to, someone whose personality you can’t stand, someone whose name you can’t even remember. Your significant other should find out, but only because you’re sloppy, not because you take responsibility for it.
Client: “Can you put a link in the top corner that says ‘follow us on Tweeter’”
Me: “You mean Twitter?”
Client: “Let me just check. I’m pretty sure it’s Tweeter though.”
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
